Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Typos


I do solemnly swear that never, under any circumstances, will I commit a typographical error. I am dedicating my educational life to hunting down misplaced modifiers, comma splices, spelling infractions and superfluous redundancies. I will seek and destroy such heathens.  Starting now, if anyone finds typos in any of my school work, blog posts, resumes or letters, I will lick a toilet seat. 

8 comments:

  1. coool idea my ferand itri ot to

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  2. You don't even want to know!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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  3. Are you seriously going to go that far to reach perfection? Good luck!

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  4. My friend, you have more guts than I. Not that we didn't already know that. Just in case, though, you should know that Wal-Mart sells unused toilet seats for about $5.54 (I priced 'em for you last night).

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  5. Thank you CGC Rose and Kindellllllll

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  6. I found a typo.... do I dare tell you what it is?

    Oh, and my verification word is winker. That's awesome.

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