Avery Licks Grandma

I think this video is so cute! It makes me miss Avery a lot!

Wow, I just realized that I am a total Mommy Blogger...and I am not even a mom. This will be the last post soley dedicated to Avery Rose.

Park day with Avery!

Before Jesse and Sarah and the kids moved, Allie and I took Avery to the Great Basin Adventure Park. It was so fun. Avery had a blast and then got a bloody nose which cut our day a little short. It was fun though. Here are some pictures of the cutest little girl in the whole world. I am seriously obsessed with her.

The lamb kept licking her. She likes it....

She wouldn't stop giving the animal kisses.

She seriously is soooo cute.

If she is terrified of horses when she grows up, don't look at me!

She didn't seem to mind this horse though....

Then we went to feed the ducks. It turned into feed Avery though...

I will miss her very much but I am so excited to go see them in January in the Caribbean!!!!

I so badly want to title this post "Da*n." Because that is what I want to say when I read it.

My friend Suzy showed this to me and I immediately wanted to cry..... and throw bricks at boys faces. It is called the MORMON SCALE OF ATTRACTIVENESS and Emily K. (whoever she is) finally came up with a way to describe to girls everywhere why even the ugly boys don't like them...

I think this is my problem... Here goes....

Here, you see a depiction of a normal Scale of Attractiveness. You are, I am sure, not wholly unfamiliar with this scale as it is a rather common assessment of beauty.

Here you see two adult people of "Average Hotness", both a "5" on the scale in the normal, everyday world. In this normal, everyday world, the ratio of single men to single women is pretty much 1:1. There are as many single men as their are single women.

This ratio does not hold true for the Mormon community, however. Since men tend to drift away from the teachings of the LDS church at a higher rate than women, the ratio of men to women skews a bit, becoming 1:2 or even 1:3 or 4 in some areas of the country.

In an area where there are 3 or 4 Mormon women to ever 1 Mormon man, the balance of power is thrown off. All of a sudden, men who would otherwise get no attention from women become desired commodities, merely because the demand is so high on the limited supply. How does this affect our scale?

Emily K. suggests that, because of the abundance of women, a Mormon woman will move down two points on the scale of attractiveness, while a Mormon man will move up two points. Two people who used to be equals are now 4 levels of attractiveness away from each other.

This movement on the scale causes women of normal attractiveness to consider themselves fugly, impeding their ability to make wise dating decisions. It also inflates the ego of average mormon men into thinking they are more of a catch than they truly are.

Here is another example. Average man sees Beautiful Woman. In the Regular world, he would think her out of his league.

In the Mormon world, since they each slide, they are now considered equals, while Average Man's actual equal, Average Woman, is left down in the "3" range with men that could have started at a Fugly "1" on the scale.

You can scoff at this theory all you want. But, I'm telling you that I've seen it in action. Look around you at church--notice that average men are hooking up with women WAY out of their league all over the place. How many times have I had to listen to my thin, beautiful friends at church cry because none of the ugly guys at church give them even the slightest romantic attention? Every size 8 Mormon woman thinks she's fat. All the women are insecure and all the men have ridiculously high opinions of themselves.

This female insecurity leads my fellow mormon women to act in the most juvenile of ways. There is constant scheming to, not only attract male attention their way (through baked goods or dinner parties), but also put down all women around them (this is obviously not true of ALL Mormon women, but it IS a VERY common phenomenon).

Emily's full theory includes extra-notch-up-moving for men who went on missions or hold a high position at church--but, I'm going to exclude that aspect of the theory for now to let you all respond. Oh, I know you have a response.