why cheap make-up turns orange throughout the course of a day.
why seven jeans makes crappy jeans to sell at Kohls.
why people even buy clothes at Kohls.
why cheap nail salons lie about 'gel' nails.
why people fall in love.
why more child beatings can be seen in a single trip to wal-mart than in a whole week of Lifetime TV.
why How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days never gets old.
why The Biggest Loser only makes me want to eat massive amounts of ice cream.
why Nevada has the bluest skies.
why people think the iPad is cool. It's not. I promise.
why the sun seems to bleach my skin.
why people name there kids strange names...like Karemily...or Ashlisa.... gag me.
why burgers from a grill taste SO good.
why frozen yogurt is "good" for me.
why fashion is fashionable.
why some colors are prettier than others.
why all flip-flops are not created equally.
why shape-ups are so popular. They are hideous. No matter how tone you get, they will still make you look ugly.
why there are measurements on the doors of mini-marts...if someone steals something, their height is not going to be a very telling characteristic.
why McDonald's doesn't sell hot dogs.
why "real mayonaise" must include the word "real."
why carnival ride operators have, on average, 3 teeth.
why pizza is pretty much the only deliverable food.
why Mexican's put sound systems in their cars that are worth 3x more than the car.
why some things never go out of style.
why Tiger Woods cheated on his wife, like 100 times.
why anyone cheats.
why men and women are starting to dress alike... do you see it?
why beer is cheaper than water in China.
why teddy bears are so cute, but real bears eat people.
why money is represented by paper checks and invisible electronic transfers.
why Southwest Airlines doesn't give out honey roasted peanuts anymore.
why cats are't extinct, when they all seem to hate each other.
why bread is square but sandwich meat is round.
why instructions for a water evacuation are given on flights rather than land evacuations.
why I can have 2 fish, but not 2 cat.
why Donny Osmond is married, and not to me.