Thursday, August 26, 2010

On a scale from one to ten...

I just came up with a great way to make life infinitely more simple. Rate EVERYTHING on a scale from 1-10. Examples are below:

A) I just don't like her... she talks crap, she is annoying, and thinks her poop doesn't stink. She is also a sociopath, narcissist, and a downright foolio.
B) She is a 1.

A) This is the most amazing movie I have ever seen. I would watch it again, right now.
B) This is a 10.

A) I need to do laundry so bad. I have been wearing the same thing for the past 4 days, and am beginning to smell like a foot.
B) My clean clothing selection is a 3.

A) I just crashed my car and I'm fairly sure that if the axel is bent, it will be totaled. The good news is, the airbags didn't go off, so the resale doesn't drop too much if we decide to fix it.
B)The damage on my car is a 9.

A) That was the rankest fart I have ever been subject to and I don't think my nose hairs exist anymore. I may need to replace the carpet in my house, and you may need to replace your shorts.
B) That fart was a 10.

2 comments:

  1. I have to say that I agree with the rating thing- I'm starting today- this post was a 10

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